ARU News - Police shooting three dead

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ARU SWAT 4 Police kill three after stand-off

ARU, the specialist SWAT4 Armed Response Unit of the virtual metropolitan area of Scumsville, have reportedly gunned down three people in what appears to be a barricaded suspect situation.

ARU Units rushed to the scene after responding to an unarmed police patrols request for armed officers to attend. A simple single Officer, Sergeant Barclay was first on the scene. Barclay 86, entered the domestic building and confronted 4 armed suspects that had allegedly earlier in the afternoon held up a petrol station at gun point in neighbouring lesser Scumsville.

During the confrontation the ARU Officer fired 6 rounds all striking the suspects killing three. Officer Barclay in a press statement said "All the world loves a clown!"

ARU in a broad statement said "wide"